Dear Hex Girlfriends, 

I’m a fairy who’s always dreamed of becoming a caterer. But whenever I cater an event, everyone is always worried that when they eat my food, they’ll be tricked into a deal and stuck in the fae realm. I just want to share my acorn pies and dandelion wine with the world! What should I do? 

Signed, Amara

Dear Arlo and Liv, 

I’m a witch (34F) and my girlfriend (32F) is a banshee, and loves to sing. But she doesn’t realize she’s terrible at it, and whenever she does, people drop dead! I’ve tried to tell her it’s hurting others, but she says it’s her passion. I love her so much and don’t want to snuff out her light, but it’s becoming a threat! What do I do?

From, Darla